werewolves will always be cooler than vampires. there. i said it. i know it's 'hip' and 'with it' to say you like vampires more, but it's just not so. so yeah, i'll be the bad guy and lay it out for you.
- werewolves don't sparkle. nor did anyone try to make them sparkle in order to sell a book.
- werewolves can be killed one way. silver. preferably through the heart. vampires can, lets face it, be killed with shabby window treatments at dawn.
- it takes money to be a vampire. you need the clothes, the cars, the castles... werewolves need only a hobo sack and a relatively safe place to crash once a month
- vampires look anemic. seriously, they look like a stiff wind would snap em in twain. werewolves however look like Gerard Butler in 300. and i likes me some meat on my supernatural creatures.
- vampires have boy band hair. that's just not cool.
- werewolves are a thinly veiled nod to our base and animal natures. vampires are a nod to the 1% and their fancy opera cloaks (ha! i got an occupy wall street joke in there!
and possibly the most important reason
7. vampires are humorless dicks. have you EVER heard one crack a joke?
so there you go. now you know why werewolves are better.