we all have it. the list of things we never thought would come out of our mouths. things that were so far fetched that there was no way we'd ever say. yep. you know you have one too. here's mine:
hold on a second, i have to flush your poop.
get your finger out of my nose.
don't hit the cat with the light saber.
no, you cannot have my sniper rifle. your revolver is right there, use that. (nerf)
the fish do not eat peanut butter!
do we need to change the butt?
put that back please (ok, yes, i would probably say that anyway, just not EIGHTY BAJILLION TIMES)
once upon a time, there was a mom, her name was missus taranadon......
that was not nice. say i'm sorry to the kitty!
get your butt out of my face please.
you already have shoes on.
why are you licking my leg?
and my personal favorite.....
DON'T TOUCH THE POOP!!!!